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Salad Fingers is a peculiar green ‘man’ with a hunch on his back. He is single, and an extremely odd person. His long, green fingers are sensitive to rough surfaces. Salad Fingers will stimulate himself by rubbing his fingers on such objects as rusty nails, rusty tea kettles, metal jail-cell bars and nettles, which he uses for self-urtication. Salad Fingers is often heedless to the mortality of creatures / things and appears unable to tell whether something is alive or not. Salad Fingers lives alone in a small house / shack with the number 22 on the door and a working oven. He also has some ability in playing the flute and speaking French.
Salad Fingers has a strange habit of providing narration for other characters rather than engaging in actual conversation, even if the characters are living beings capable of speech. The names he attributes to different "characters" often appear to be thought up on the spot or simply applied to non-existent characters.
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Definitions of salad fingers on the Web:
- Salad Fingers is a series of Flash cartoons created by director David Firth (who is also notable, under the name "Locust Toybox", as a composer of Intelligent Dance Music). They have been recognized as being some of the most peculiar of their type.





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2004-10-06 [KillerQueen]: lol...if you find it that scary why do you watch it...it kind of lures you in doesnt it!!

2004-10-06 [dr]: yeah...it has a creepy attraction about it...you cannot escape Salad Fingers!!!!!!!!

2004-10-06 [toycar]: its not scary... its absolutley adorable *sqeals* o.o ....... im fine... yeppers

2004-10-06 [KillerQueen]: yeppers...

2004-10-07 [lief]: hahah crena is making me watch salad fingers... its scary

2004-10-07 [GOREgouseXhex]: HEy people...u know i thought i was the only one knew about Salad fingures but i was wrong ^_^

2004-10-07 [dr]: very very wrong!

2004-10-07 [GOREgouseXhex]: yepperz^_^

2004-10-07 [dr]: :P

2004-10-08 [KillerQueen]: i never thought it would have such a following!

2004-10-08 [dr]: I was just as suprised!!! I was in stagecraft today working on a light plot, and I heard someone say, "the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic" I screamed, "SALAD FINGERS!!!!" and it got really quiet and everyone was staring at me...on the other hand, I met a guy!

2004-10-08 [Cassave]: Q: How did you two meet then? A: Oh, salad fingers.

2004-10-08 [An Eversor and Ender]: i found out from a girl in school. she was telling one of my friends about this cartoon dude who like rusty spoons. i got really excited when i found there was a wiki for it!

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: -pokes- woot! rusty spoon thing woot!

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: lol you guys are funny

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: woot! kenzi.. black n white, she was telling me about it..... 'the feeling of rust against my finger is almost orgasmic. WOOT! lol

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: I dunno how anyone could enjoy a spoon that much

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: hehe maybe i could... lol

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: lol that would be funny

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: lmao........ it wouldn't be that funny.. hehe

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: lol no comment where is everyone else?

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: -looks around and shrugs- who knows

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: *pounces on Esp* I'm bored

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: -is pounced on- thats nice.. lol

2004-10-08 [lohawefniwubf]: *taps opn Esp's head like a bongo*

2004-10-08 [esperanza]: oww oww oww oww -slaps and bites-

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: argh *gets rabies and dies*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -laughs and nibbles agian- hahaha

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: argh

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: haha!

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: :P

2004-10-09 [dr]: AAAHHH!!! RRRRRAAABBBIIIEEESSS!!!! *runs around room in pointless circles*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: Hey she is gone so I am cured now *puts one of those dog lamp shades around your neck to stop you running in circles*

2004-10-09 [dr]: *is calmed by the absence of rabies*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *pets you on the head*

2004-10-09 [dr]: *dragon purrr*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *giggles and puts a leash on you* lets go for a walk

2004-10-09 [lief]: o.o children children.. control yourselves *hands out candy*

2004-10-09 [lief]: (crena told me to write that)

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *eats candy* mmm

2004-10-09 [toycar]: *sneezes*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *pokes*

2004-10-09 [dr]: *takes candy and starts walking*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: ... >_>*looks around inncently and pounces on dr*

2004-10-09 [dr]: ack! *collapses*

2004-10-09 [toycar]: *takes back candy and runs* bwahahha

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: Noooo!!! *pounces on Crena, Bites her, takes the candy and eats it all and then pounces on dr again* BLEAH

2004-10-09 [toycar]: :O *is dead......................and has to go to work* byee

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: Byeee *pounces on Crena and picks her up and puts her in the oven along with the fish and the little boy*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -comes back and bites kiss agian- hahahaha now you are mine biotch lol jk

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: Nooo *excapes*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: yeeeesss -chases adn falls- ooow

2004-10-09 [dr]: *weeps while being pounced on for lack of candy bar*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -cries at scraped knee and laughs evily-

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *hugs*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -huggles-

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *smiles*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -grins- bubbles lol

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: bubles?

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: bubbles.. my bubbles lol

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *pops them* Mwuahahaha

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -screams- MY BUBBLES!

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *evil smile*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -cries at death of bubbles and puts up r.i.p signs- poor bubbles you all had a good long life..

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *hugs*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -hugs back-

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: :)

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: woot! bubbles

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *makes bubbles*

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -runs after bubbles like retard- bubbles!

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *giggles*

2004-10-09 [KillerQueen]: aaahhh...my computer is no longer dead...but now my msn wont open!! *kicks msn*

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: :(

2004-10-09 [toycar]: *throws a horse at the screen* im eating apples

2004-10-09 [toycar]: this apple is not a nice apple

2004-10-09 [toycar]: it is red.

2004-10-09 [toycar]: and it is mine...

2004-10-09 [toycar]: my apple!

2004-10-09 [toycar]: i shall call you grape, apple!

2004-10-09 [toycar]: (i am happy)

2004-10-09 [lohawefniwubf]: *turns Crena into an apple with his faith powers*

2004-10-09 [An Eversor and Ender]: *looks at apple* mmmmmm grapes!i like those!

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -runs at horses- no no no don't throw the horse!!!! -falls over-

2004-10-09 [An Eversor and Ender]: oooook. oh and msn shut down for maintance.

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: -noddles headles-

2004-10-09 [dr]: maintance? msn is supposed to be perfect!

2004-10-09 [esperanza]: yes well thats how it is kept perfect....

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: Exactly

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: muahahah see inteligance does run throgh my little brain

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: Hmmm.... *ponders*

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -watches-

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: *pokes*

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -pokes back-

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: *prods*

2004-10-10 [KillerQueen]: it worked eventually...hello crena, enjoy your apple...and hello esperanza...i dont think we've been introduced

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -bows- hello. -prods kiss back-

2004-10-10 [KillerQueen]: nice to meet u

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -holds out right hand for handshake while poking kiss with left hand- nice to meet you two. I am esperanza, it means hope if you wish to know.

2004-10-10 [toycar]: how can one be an apple AND a cheese... the me.. is very confused at the moment.

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: *attaches a prod-o-matic to Esp* Mwuahahaha *runs off*

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: ... oooh scary awwwwww -gets prodded by machine- oww oww oww oww oww -breaks it and chases kiss-

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: *runs* Mwuahahahaha

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -falls and begins to cry again- aww

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: *pounces on and gives tissue*

2004-10-10 [toycar]: ok...i think you should head of to the kiss is cute wiki...... this....is...about salad fingers.. not about pouncing on the kiss

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: I pounced not her

2004-10-10 [Nat~A~Lie]: saladus fingerus

2004-10-10 [lohawefniwubf]: Yes, yes indeed. How observant.

2004-10-10 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. but yes this is about salad fingers.

2004-10-10 [An Eversor and Ender]: saladus fingerus....is that a deseas or a type of animal......

2004-10-10 [An Eversor and Ender]: or something else........

2004-10-10 [An Eversor and Ender]: mabey itsa type of rusty fungus!

2004-10-10 [esperanza]: -cocks head to the side- kenzi, breath.. breath

2004-10-11 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. rusty fungus. or mabey itsa latin proverb. of some sort. or another.

2004-10-11 [esperanza]: -cocks head to the side- your confusing

2004-10-11 [toycar]: no, its a medicine one takes when you get a rusty rash on ones anus... my brother takes it ...bwahah

2004-10-11 [esperanza]: ......................... muahahahahahahah

2004-10-11 [Fuck the internet]: David or Chris? [Most boring train trip ever today]

2004-10-11 [toycar]: david...'course... and they are only going to get more boring : D

2004-10-11 [Fuck the internet]: Hey, at least I attempted talking to Steph and Lauren and Pa... I started a semi fight with lauren cause she was being her usual "know it all" little girleeh. Martin, after talking up his birthday earnings, only got $55, hahahahaha.

2004-10-11 [lohawefniwubf]: *yawns and eats some one*

2004-10-11 [Nat~A~Lie]: no saladus fingerus is just someting i wanted to say

2004-10-11 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. but still. im pissed about the whole banner thing. i liked the thing for salad fingers!! *growls at the rules*

2004-10-11 [lohawefniwubf]: I'm still debating whether or no to join.

2004-10-12 [dr]: hehehe...'tis an important decision...

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: mabey even life or death.....

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: mabey not that extreme......

2004-10-12 [dr]: lol

2004-10-12 [dr]: you can always delete your name later if you want

2004-10-12 [lohawefniwubf]: No once I join ANYTHING I never leave it and I kinda devote to it

2004-10-12 [dr]: same. I just know some people that have their name on wikis, then quit, take their name off of it, and screw up the whole numbering system...

2004-10-12 [lohawefniwubf]: I hate people that do that

2004-10-12 [dr]: especially when it's on my wiki, and then I have to go and correct every single number...

2004-10-12 [lohawefniwubf]: Hmmm

2004-10-12 [dr]: sorry...still kinda frustrated since it happened to me last week...

2004-10-12 [lohawefniwubf]: thats ok *hugs*

2004-10-12 [toycar]: what rules WHERES RULES *dies somewhat..then panicks*[An Eversor and Ender] wheres the rules x.x

2004-10-12 [toycar]: and crena GOT BROADBAND!

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: i dont kno! i dontrun this joint! AHHHHH WHERES THE RULES! *panics and runs into dark angels cat*

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: hello kitty. do you like rust? or spoons?

2004-10-12 [toycar]: i like apples

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: so do I!

2004-10-13 [esperanza]: -pounces-

2004-10-13 [dr]: is crena a person on elftown?

2004-10-13 [toycar]: crena is the me.. i just refer to myself and others in third person sometimes... he he

2004-10-13 [KillerQueen]: no...like a i said...the you is a bobbing beam of light with fingers and a mouth

2004-10-13 [toycar]: ok..people.. you have to put this banner up... no complaining- just do it.

2004-10-13 [dr]: wow! the creator of salad fingers! I bow to thee for thy greatness! *bows*

2004-10-13 [dr]: just wondering...did you do salad fingers' voice?

2004-10-13 [toycar]: i is not the creator.. i just drew that o.o i am the creator of this wiki though.. i guess i should fix that up ey...sorry x.x

2004-10-13 [toycar]: hehe that would be neat though..cause i am marrying david firth who is the creator of salad fingers himself... yes.. I AM marrying him..hmmf.. *nods*

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: wow i missed alot

2004-10-13 [toycar]: hehe not really... its rather random talk... and such :D

2004-10-13 [lohawefniwubf]: *Prods*

2004-10-13 [toycar]: *eats kiss' finger* bwahaha o.o

2004-10-13 [lohawefniwubf]: Nooooooo

2004-10-13 [toycar]: *coughs the finger back up* i gots broadband!

2004-10-13 [KillerQueen]: im getting broadband too!! wow

2004-10-13 [lohawefniwubf]: I got cable so I won you all Mwuahahaha

2004-10-13 [KillerQueen]: bumhole!

2004-10-13 [lohawefniwubf]: :(

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: bum-hole-e-o

2004-10-13 [toycar]: meh

2004-10-13 [An Eversor and Ender]: you did a really good job drawing him talking cheese!

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: yeah good work

2004-10-13 [toycar]: yeah....i get a bit obsessive with photoshop.... and when im avoiding study...

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: you on your hsc?

2004-10-13 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: whats so funny? *confused*

2004-10-13 [toycar]: yeah hsc...arrg

2004-10-13 [An Eversor and Ender]: talking cheeses comment. what time is it where ur at?

2004-10-13 [toycar]: me? well here its 9:57pm

2004-10-13 [An Eversor and Ender]: ic. it was 6:57am here when you wrote that. ok but whats hsc?

2004-10-13 [Nat~A~Lie]: high school certificate, it's what you get when you fraduate from high school, dunno what you peeps call it

2004-10-13 [toycar]: yeah... its just like a big exam.. and your results give you a mark... some universities and such and some courses need higer marks to get into and such...yada yada... hehe

2004-10-13 [Tysenaar]: HOLY CRAP those are terrifying! ... awesome, but rather disturbing.

2004-10-13 [Tyrana]: Jesusfuckingchrist... It's freakin' whacked...

2004-10-13 [DarkAngel3]: not really......just creepy.....but kewl

2004-10-13 [Tyrana]: It is creepy! May I put a banner in my house?

2004-10-13 [DarkAngel3]: I don't know...I'm not part of this wiki

2004-10-13 [dr]: anyone can put up a banner if they're in the wiki

2004-10-13 [dr]: talking cheese, are you really going to marry him, or just a little fantasy? :P

2004-10-14 [KillerQueen]: im hoping just a fantasy...and kiss..sorry about calling you a bumhole...if you were one, im sure you would be a very cute one!

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. but hey! DARKANGEL! YOU FOLLOWED ME AGAIN!!!

2004-10-14 [KillerQueen]: huh

2004-10-14 [lohawefniwubf]: ?

2004-10-14 [KillerQueen]: *is confused*

2004-10-14 [dr]: ?

2004-10-14 [lohawefniwubf]: *pokes*

2004-10-14 [KillerQueen]: pokes me?

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: srry. ifollowed her a bit and now shes following me *shivers*

2004-10-14 [KillerQueen]: oh ok...scary

2004-10-14 [toycar]: cause you can put it up.. and i have to ask all who had the other to take it down..cause they didnt think i made it...so i had to re create it with just the original sketch... s' alright... i might open a fan art section in here.. cause cletus created some stuff...

2004-10-14 [dr]: are you really getting married to him or just figure of speach? ;D

2004-10-14 [toycar]: haha i wouldnt be able to get married to him.. nah... just UNFORTUNATLEY a figure of speech : D

2004-10-14 [dr]: lol

2004-10-14 [lohawefniwubf]: ...

2004-10-14 [mechanical_angel]: aimee is back! aimee is back! eeeEE!! ok ill be quiet.

2004-10-14 [toycar]: ITSSS THE CLLLETUS... i shouldnt be on here..nope nope

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. its not too scary. shes like my best friend so...

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